Sitemap - 2022 - Situation Normal

Hanukkah's marketing miracle | Christmas 1983

I had the winning tweet! Car trouble update. Plus, holiday submissions.

27 Wins for 2022

Checkout line advice 🌴 Peanut butter boards 🥜 Readers respond to my car woes 🗣

Return to the scene of the crime

A perfect crime? 🦹‍♀️ LinkMeIn 🖇 Funny Graffiti 🖌 After Twitter 🐣

Imperial estimates at the hotel pool

Homeward bound: 1 horse, 2 boats, 2 planes, too many cars, and a humbling farewell

Gili Air is chill AF and the snorkeling rules

Escape from monkey mountain

Now we're cooking!

Balinese FAQ

Temples, a wedding, a royal cremation, plus dessert

Monkey business in bat country

War and peace at the bottom of the sea

Actually, it's the journey and the destination

Who wants to be a Balinese millionaire?

We came here to leave it all behind

Layover in Manila

Vote or Die returns

Introducing Situation Bali!!!

kindness @ 30,000 feet 🙏 commas ⌨️trolling the mayor's race 🗳 cryptic football 🏈

Nine days in Florida, nine potential Florida Man sightings

Marriage 💍 Overheard sexting 📱Lost tarantula 🕷Football advice🏈

I met a woman who had a pet tarantula

Selling my vote. Spooky charcuterie. Pigeon conspiracy theory

My wife went to her first NFL game. Now she's a citizen of Raider Nation

Vegas! Recruiting. Butter boards.

I bought an Apple Watch. It tells me how to live

Good manners, bad vegetarian, democracy shit, and two reader submissions

Mad Max: Beyond Reason

Fishy Buckeyes, analog wins, the Lizard King's magic Christmas present, Heat 2 & snackle box!

We vacationed in Cleveland. This is our story

I hit 1,000 subscribers. Here's what I learned

Hasta la vista, 44

A day in the life of a writer who runs errands

Seaside sexism, dolphins, doppelgängers in the news, a cheesy dick pic, Canada for the win

I missed the cutoff for McDonald's breakfast, but the cashier was golden

Trashy doppelgänger, catalytic denouement, overheard crime, sexiest author ever

Big Dick Nixon Energy

Slice of life humor in search of a title

Truth, lies, and coconut water

Big Wednesday #6

License to strive

Big Wednesday #5

We leased a Ford Fiesta in 2013. The party never stopped (but sometimes it stalled)

Big Wednesday #4

The supply chain ate my catalytic converter. Now I'm a straight pipe scofflaw

Big Wednesday #3

I booked the wrong yoga class, but went with the flow

Big Wednesday: Issue #2

I went to a stranger's home to buy cheese

Introducing more Situation Normal

Scoundrels stole my catalytic converter. Time for vigilantism!

We took an Alaskan cruise. I kept a log.

He felt the need, the need to bleed

Three minutes with a pollster

Can we count on your support?

Bagels for the man with no name

A real genius for politics

NyQuil dreams

Scam Unlikely

I know your face!

How coffee fuels creativity

Middle seat meshugaas

We skipped the Oscars to see The Lost City 🎥🍿

Generosity with a side of chili cheese fries

You're famous. But who the hell are you?

The case of the missing laptop

Humanity at 30,000 feet

Calamity at the Burger King drive-through

Springtime for Mussolini!?

Bill Murray directed only one film. You probably didn't see it, but you should.

I ❤️ book people

The Nineties by Chuck Klosterman

Wednesday Thread: What are you watching?

Super Duper Betting Bowl Sunday

It's not really about the pancakes, is it?

Ride or lie homie

Swingers + tofu and broccoli rice bowl

Vegas, baby!

Sicario bingo: ride share edition

I REALLY missed yoga. What do you miss after 2 years of pandemic livin'?

The farting yogi and the pain in my ass

What's your favorite frozen 🍕pizza🍕 brand?

It's not delivery, it's direct sales

Observe and Retort

22 Predictions for 2022