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Episode 5: What were your 2023 wins?

2023 for the Wins

I love these stories, so I'm setting them free

Episode 4: Does Hanukkah have a marketing problem?

Rest in peace, buddy

The most interesting Lyft driver in Las Vegas

Episode 3: AI John Lennon, or user error?

Do baristas dream of electric Beatles?

What's the deal with Substackanomics?

Music League Gives Me Life

Episode 2: Two Celebrity Doppelgängers, Three Stories

Flat

Virtuosity plays monopoly

Episode 1: Michael meets George Burns (and blows it)

Bad doppelgänger vibes

Mortimer battles the robot

Weird shit happens when I wear Warren Zevon t-shirts. That tracks.

Apple Watch Nights: The Ballad of Christina

Old story, new audio version

My wife did it for the gram, I did it for the GIF

This is cool - I'm on Kurt Vonnegut Radio!

I ❤️ barbecue chicken pizza. I said what I said.

Tears of sorrow and joy at the donut shop

The autumn wind is an out of market pirate

On tyranny and birthday presents

It's my 46th birthday. I'm fine, I think.

The barista took my data. All I got was coffee and slow internet

I had my colonoscopy. Here's my review.

The Lyft driver's guide to divorce

I'm not lovin' it

Did I just meet the Persian Chuck Norris?

I'm the Han Solo of Burbank airport runs

Our Racist Neighbor Has a Tech Question

My Lyft driver's movie idea is out of this world

You can have my cake and eat it too

Is this how my catalytic convertor saga ends?

No such thing as a free lunch, but what about free breakfast?

The one with the Sultan of Oman and Bob Hope

The first (and last) honest graduation

Strange things are afoot on the picket line

Meshuga / Loco

Rule of 3 Revised

I asked 4 friends if middle age is right for them

WGA Solidarity | AI Haiku | Humans Wanted

Ask your friends if middle age is right for you

SNAFU at Subway Corporate | Dangerous toilets

Kids run amok

Bad Zoologist | Inscrutable Doggerel

I haven't kept up with the Kardashians

May the Fourth Be With You

Maybe Raul Macaroni | Police Blotter

There's a bathroom on the right

Scenes from an Italian deli | Cluck’n Good | $20

Meet Tami Rose: The Woman Who Sells Mississippians Their Sex Toys

Human paraquat

Don't get f*cked this tax season

Twitter-Quitter | Secret Sauce | Teen love

Clever driver

AI ram-a-lama-ding-dong fiasco | Noted | Hat🎩

Sorry we f*cked up, kid

Freelance Wizard | Vase Dude 2.0 | Hypothetical Picnic

High flier

Housekeeping | Bad Signs | They Might Not Be Giants

Big Tabasco

Mondays | Mulligans | Mugs | AI love song

Yoga dad bod

LA snow | AI justice | Gentile paint

What I learned talking to 🌽⭐️ Sophia Locke

Sophia Locke Takes the Smutty Questionnaire

Quintuple whammy | Catalytic converts

I hit 2,000 subscribers. Here's what I learned

Super Klutz | Big Fudge Up | AI Surfer Eats It

Apologia at the Super Bowl

The Straight Pipe Scofflaw Rides Again | Football for a Buck | Clumsy Promo

Mother Trolls Best

Accolades & Blowback | Sunday Shit Show | Fortify Your Ride

Why should you pay for Situation Normal?

Colonoscopy friends | Presidential mustache winner | Hollywood search & rescue

Who's gonna pay for this adobe?

Sinkhole Fame | Bad Disney Mom | Presidential mustaches

Porn conventions are decadent and depraved (and also very mainstream)

Hard truths about Mitch McConnell | Fun facts about Gerald Ford| Charcuterie news!

23 predictions for 2023