Hello, situation normies!
Later this year, I’ll get my first colonoscopy. I plan to write about it because 1) sharing funny stories from my life is the Situation Normal brand, 2) butt stuff is hilarious, and 3) I’ve always considered myself the Katie Couric of comedy.
But I’m getting ahead of myself! My colonoscopy hasn’t even been scheduled yet (looking at you, Kaiser Permanente). So consider this slice of my friend’s life as a public service announcement.
Last week, Christina and I drove one of our friends to the Los Angeles County USC Medical Center to get his colonoscopy. We got up at the crack of dawn because, apparently, the medical profession has a thing about doing procedures before normal people wake up, and I have a very juvenile thing about making puns with the word “crack” when we’re talking about butt stuff. I’ve been told to “grow up,” but as far as I know, nobody has told the medical community to shift to bankers hours.
Anyway, traffic was light, so we got to the hospital …
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