… and we’re back! I missed you, situation normies. As a careful custodian of your inbox, you know that I didn’t publish Situation Normal last Wednesday, or Sunday. At the top of the last email I sent you, I explained that I’d be taking a brief break. But people don’t read programming notes, I guess, because my inbox was overrun with emails asking questions like:
Are you still alive? Please respond!
Were you abducted by aliens? Please ask your alien overlords to respond!
Were you indicted? Please ask the court to respond to our habeas petition!
Did the U.S. government force you to sell Situation Normal to the Chinese government? Please ask Joe Biden and Xi Jinping to DM me!
Did Elon Musk buy the internet and accidentally unplug it? Please Tweet so I know we’re still connected!
The answers to those questions are as follows: I think so, I don’t think so, ask my lawyer, no comment, and he doesn’t have the money to buy the internet because he blew all his cash …
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