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E.R. Flynn's avatar

Subway amuses me at how badly corporate fumbles everything and yet the company still keeps going: Failed ad campaigns, hiring a pederast as a spokesperson, selling fake tuna, selling bread that has all the taste and consistency of furniture stuffing, and lunch meat that has more filler than a Kardashian's ass. Yet through it all, the unspoken "have it your way" USP of telling the sandwich slapper what you want on your sammy has prevailed to be the winning tactic the corporate dunces never acknowledge. Their corporate efficiency is apparently modeled after the Soviet Politburo.

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Anne Kadet's avatar

As a working journalist I received many, many press releases about Subway’s new number menu.

I noticed it did not include the “ANNE” which consists of turkey, provolone and EVERY VEGETABLE except lettuce, plus salt pepper oil and vinegar on a whole wheat roll. Foot-long of course. I have no problem eating the whole thing in one sitting.

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