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It's the end of the year as we know it (and I feel pretty damn good)

The legend of Peanut Zorro

I was wrong about Bob Dole

Fried food and gambling chocolate coins

Spoiler alert: I wasn't murdered

Humanity booster

The trial of a sci-fi freak

Scared Shitless

Funk zone or danger zone?

It's not magic. It's Florida, man

Time is crypto. Actually, it's way more valuable

It's a wonderful telemarketer

Dazed and Amused

Doh Nutz

The Secret to Happiness: A Mid-Life Report

Hot Home: Mid-Mod, Pool, Sex Dungeon. Owners May Have Been Abducted by Aliens

OK, Computer: How I Learned to Stop Yelling at Alexa and Start Yelling at Ziggy

Everyone's working for (Labor Day) weekend

He sold his soul for solar and all he got was a stupid t-shirt

Weekend plans?

Prove You're Human

Bob Ross Evans

Venti Rigmarole

We got a new garage door. It came with an epic story

But what I really want to do is direct

Vigilance outside the Omega Mart restroom

Three strangers walk into a Jack in the Box

Han Solo: Mall Car Salesman

Merchandising!

The one with George Burns

Music to My Ears

Incorrigible

The Detective Who'd Rather Watch a Zombie Movie: A Five-Minute Mystery

What's the deal with history?

The story finds you

A bad motherfucker pays for sushi

Part Deux of the Podcast!

I'm on a podcast!

Almost Famous

A Bag of Dicks

The barista is all out of f*#ks

Eventually, the employee is always right

A New Hope

9 out of 10 dentists recommend Not Safe for Work

Walken and Talkin'

Some people marry for love, others marry for money. I married for tech support.

Do Androids Dream of Successful People?

If you don't make calls, you don't make sales

Telemarketing is a joke

High speed chase

The Fast and the Curious

Put a lid on it

The gods of plumbing

A bad motherfucker waits his turn in line

True Blue Grit and a Pleasant Phone Call with Customer Service

But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?!

Curtain call