Sitemap - 2021 - Situation Normal
It's the end of the year as we know it (and I feel pretty damn good)
Fried food and gambling chocolate coins
Spoiler alert: I wasn't murdered
It's not magic. It's Florida, man
Time is crypto. Actually, it's way more valuable
The Secret to Happiness: A Mid-Life Report
Hot Home: Mid-Mod, Pool, Sex Dungeon. Owners May Have Been Abducted by Aliens
OK, Computer: How I Learned to Stop Yelling at Alexa and Start Yelling at Ziggy
Everyone's working for (Labor Day) weekend
He sold his soul for solar and all he got was a stupid t-shirt
We got a new garage door. It came with an epic story
But what I really want to do is direct
Vigilance outside the Omega Mart restroom
Three strangers walk into a Jack in the Box
The Detective Who'd Rather Watch a Zombie Movie: A Five-Minute Mystery
A bad motherfucker pays for sushi
The barista is all out of f*#ks
Eventually, the employee is always right
9 out of 10 dentists recommend Not Safe for Work
Some people marry for love, others marry for money. I married for tech support.
Do Androids Dream of Successful People?
If you don't make calls, you don't make sales
A bad motherfucker waits his turn in line
True Blue Grit and a Pleasant Phone Call with Customer Service
But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?!