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Christina asks if I have time to pick up lunch at Subway. My writing is ahead of schedule and she has to “jump on a call,” so I grab my wallet, keys, and mask and head out the door.
Our local Subway is usually on point, but today’s sandwich artist seems distracted. Or, maybe it’s the masks and plexiglass that accounts for the communication breakdown. Whatever the reason, extra pi…
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