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The lobster roll rocks our world.
The chilean sea bass is divine.
Songs should be written about the Amberjack.
And then there’s the rainbow roll. It’s great. A fan favorite. And a tempting metaphor, given the fact that this is our first date night in more than a year. But rainbows are tough metaphors to pull off, unless you’re Dolly Parton.
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