Funk zone or danger zone?

A trip to Santa Barbara goes (slightly) off the rails

Photo by Joshua Tsu on Unsplash

Hotel Californian isn’t the same thing as The Hotel California, but it’s close enough for rock & roll, as they say. Not that Christina and I are fans of The Eagles. We hate The Fucking Eagles, man, especially after a long day. But we love weddings! And the wedding we were invited to was held in Santa Barbara at Hotel Californian, where you can check-out anytime you like and always leave, just as long as you’ve paid your bill.