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2025 for the Wins

Good guy with a gun

The Floating Head Phenomenon

Walking in the shadow of the AI apocalypse

Turns Out, I'm Antifa

Oh (no) the humanity

A ridiculously stupid thing we'll do again

Free speech! Also, STFU

Wednesday in America

Consistency: The hobgoblin of little minds

We're getting screwed

The check isn't in the mail

First-class asshole

Defund the em dash police

Charles Manson ate here (and I did too)

Needles You Say?

Send the troops home

Dying on Guacamole Hill

The Comedic Personal Essay Universe is BACK

Explaining Decorative Chairs to My Racist Neighbor

Little League, Big Asshole

It's bleak, says the handyman

Chicken-fried Lyft Driver

I Did Goat Yoga (You Should Too)

Lights, Camera, Distractions!

Small time criminals

French fried liar

A man's gotta have a code, but there's a limit

Depressing, Not Depressed

The messenger shoots back

Dude, where's my bigot?

Dispatch from a Clusterfuck

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