Sadly, I'm not even sure I would know a Lambo if it ran over my face. I'm that person waiting for her Lyft that says "George will be arriving in a silver Escalade" and a Porsche zooms over and I'm all "George?" 1. Your waitress deserves allll the tips. She is slinging LIFE with that lavash 2. NPC I can do without is the person at the gas…
Sadly, I'm not even sure I would know a Lambo if it ran over my face. I'm that person waiting for her Lyft that says "George will be arriving in a silver Escalade" and a Porsche zooms over and I'm all "George?" 1. Your waitress deserves allll the tips. She is slinging LIFE with that lavash 2. NPC I can do without is the person at the gas station who leaves their car at the pump to go into the store to work out a Middle East peace treaty BECAUSE WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE THAT TAKES SO LONG?! That's also probably a classic LamBro move. (Great piece my friend. Chef's kiss!)
Sadly, I'm not even sure I would know a Lambo if it ran over my face. I'm that person waiting for her Lyft that says "George will be arriving in a silver Escalade" and a Porsche zooms over and I'm all "George?" 1. Your waitress deserves allll the tips. She is slinging LIFE with that lavash 2. NPC I can do without is the person at the gas station who leaves their car at the pump to go into the store to work out a Middle East peace treaty BECAUSE WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE THAT TAKES SO LONG?! That's also probably a classic LamBro move. (Great piece my friend. Chef's kiss!)
That NPC is a menace! And why haven’t they made a dent on the peace front? They’ve certainly got the time.
I KNOW! Do they go in there ready to negotiate and then get distracted by the wall of scratch tickets? GET IT TOGETHER GAS STATION NPC!!!