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1. She endorsed William Henry Harrison due to a mixup in the timeline continuum, which incidentally is why he didn't really die after only a month into his presidency but just disappeared and is out there somewhere. Watching. Waiting. Biding his time.

2. The sudden return of William Henry Harrison.

3. That Dornoch won the Belmont Stakes, because as long as they're looking they might as well write down a bit about the horses while they're at it.

4. Sure, why not? I'd watch him and I don't even have cable.

5. It can; it just doesn't want to. It's petty like that.

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This comment might be the most speculative fiction anyone has ever written about Harrison. My advice: keep going! There’s a bestselling novel in their somewhere.

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*there

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*scribbles notes*

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