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Michael! Love it! Now tell me how you got that gif to reach from end to end of my screen!!

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Thank you! To make a gif full screen, click the gif and you should see the circle with the three dots in the upper righthand corner. Click those dots and you'll see options. You want "set full width."

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The story was definitely amusing, but all of the prompts to share were really cracking me up.

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Haha, thanks! I don't know if it worked, though, because shares were about the same. But I had fun writing them, and I'm glad someone noticed!

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What are your other valuables? Asking for a friend.

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😂😂😂some pretty good art, Christina’s wedding ring, and Mortimer’s papers (he’s a fucking show dog, naturally).

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Fool! Everyone knows Agatha Christie is the best mystery writer!

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How silly of me. And let's be honest, I'm more Hercule Poirot than Philip Marlowe.

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Have you seen the David Suchet version?

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I haven’t. Should I?

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Yes! It's easily the best (and most books accurate) adaption!

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I’ll check it out, thanks!

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*sings like the Rock* what can I say except "You're welcome"!

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