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Monc's avatar

My best friend named Fish passed now 4 years… this made me smile because he loved fishing surfed drank like a Fish and was a Pisces

Bryan Padrick's avatar

Inevitably the truth will be so much less interesting than the speculation!

Betsy Brazy's avatar

Christina is always right. You know better. Here's what I want to know: What the heck is a Fraturday Lover and why does it require a little red car?

Bo Bres's avatar

I’m with you, Michael. Dipshit brother’s car.

Michael Estrin's avatar

Dipshit brother for the win.

Brianna Leigh's avatar

I think it’s a moth, not a butterfly

Michael Estrin's avatar

Does that change the analysis?

Brianna Leigh's avatar

Maybe? “Moths universally symbolize transformation, intuition, and a spiritual drive toward inner light” says an LLM.

Michael Estrin's avatar

Butterflies are a symbol of transformation, at least according to that book about caterpillars and every English lit class I've ever taken.

J. W. (Jeff) Kingsley's avatar

My guess would be a young person who is determinedly non-binary who remains blissfully unaware of the irony of objectifying his/her/their preferred target of affection – or else someone with such a deviously clever sense of humor that they get a kick out confusing the hell out of randos.

KdD's avatar
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Butterflies are an indication of flitting from flower to flower in some Asian cultures, which is a polite way of saying it’s someone you don’t want to have your husband around.

And following Christina’s thought, maybe she likes her MILFs unshaven.

The boring answer, its a used car.

Michael Estrin's avatar

Maybe you’re right about the butterfly AND it’s a used car.

Jessica Sitton's avatar

Christina’s right. Driver is looking for a sugar mama. Is that a — vibrator? Hanging from the rearview mirror? And what’s that sticker on the lower left? “Fraturdays Lover”?

Michael Estrin's avatar

Couldn’t make out that sticker. Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a vibrator.

C.L. Steiner's avatar

Neither. She’s borrowing the brother’s car. What’s the CSUN clue, and where’s the mustache? And WTH is the wire behind the driver’s seat connected to? There are mysteries within mysteries…

Michael Estrin's avatar

The mustache is small — just between the Nissan logo and the I💙MILFs sticker. CSUN is just a guess based on her apparent age and proximity to a local college.

David Lee Ingersoll's avatar

Christina. Only the M stands for whatever word that starts with "M" that she's horny for.