MILFmobile
Questions raised, theories given
One of my neighbors has a MILFmobile. It’s a black SUV, maybe ten years old, usually dusty. What makes it a MILFmobile is the bumper sticker. In hot pink letters it says: M.I.L.F. — Man, I love fishin’.
Last Sunday, on the way to get bagels, Christina and I saw another MILFmobile. I changed lanes to get behind the MILFmobile, and hoped for a red light. As we drove, we debated who the driver, a loud and proud MILF lover, might be. Christina guessed creeper. I thought it was a geek of the McLovin variety. Technically, both of our guesses could’ve been true. After a mile or so, the Los Angeles traffic gods frowned smiled on us and delivered a red light. Christina got one photo, then the questions started.
“Who gets a leopard print license plate holder?”
“A MILF lover,” Christina said. “Wait, does that car have a tramp stamp?”
“That tracks. And what’s up with Snoopy? How did he get involved with this?”
“Snoopy fucks, Michael. It’s the butterfly I’m stumped on. What’s that about?”
“And the mustache. What the hell is going on with this car?”
The light changed. Further down the road, I changed lanes. We got a glimpse of the driver.
“We were both wrong.”
The driver of the MILFmobile was a twenty-something woman. She had short brown hair and glasses.
My theory: She’s studying at CSUN, working part-time, and sharing a car with her dipshit brother.
Christina’s theory: She’s studying at CSUN, working part-time, and banging MILFs.
Who’s right?
Summer vacation
I’m taking some time off. Probably until after Labor Day.
You should take time off(line) and read a book
Two of my three books are situation normie approved. But which ones?
Not Safe for Work is available at Amazon and all the other book places.
Murder and Other Distractions is available here.
Ride/ Share can be purchased here.
Noteworthy
Michael, how do I tell more people to read your amazing stuff?
I’m glad you asked.
Forward this post, if you read it on email
Heart or Restack, if you read it on Substack
And if you write a Substack, add Situation Normal to your recommendations
I think it’s a moth, not a butterfly
Butterflies are an indication of flitting from flower to flower in some Asian cultures, which is a polite way of saying it’s someone you don’t want to have your husband around.
And following Christina’s thought, maybe she likes her MILFs unshaven.
The boring answer, its a used car.