Recently, I wrote about how scoundrels stealing my catalytic converter inspired half-baked fantasies of vigilantism. I wanted that to be the end of the story, but as the poet-entrepreneur Mick Jagger famously sang, you can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometime you’ll find, you get what you need.
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