The election is over! Monarchies call this period the interregnum. America calls it The Peaceful Transition of Power. We flushed the turd on November third, and on inauguration day, we say ByeDon! In honor of this in-between time, I shall chronicle the unlikely rise, brief and buffoonish reign, and lyrical fall of The Lizard King.
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