Super Duper Betting Bowl Sunday
I came here to eat guacamole and gamble, and we're all out of guacamole
Football legend Vince Lombardi once said, “there is NO substitute for WORK.” He actually shouted the words “no” and “work,” which is a common tactic of someone talking out of their ass. All due respect, Vince, there’s something called luck, and it’s the key to winning big on Super Duper Betting Bowl Sunday. After all, it’s not football, or the promise of salty snacks that brings us together today. NO! We’re here for one thing, and one thing only, the money!
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