They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but if you ask Google what time McDonald’s stops serving breakfast, you’re unlikely to get a straight answer. I know this because one morning, at precisely 10:25 am, I asked Google this question.
Google’s top result scraped the text from a USA Today article titled, “What time does McDonald’s stop breakfast?” Either things were slow at USA Today, or their web analytics honcho was calling the editorial shots. Regardless, here’s the half-assed answer USA Google Today gave me.
“What do you mean, it’s either 10:30 am or 11:00 am?” Christina asked. “What kind of an answer is that?”
Normally, I do my best to answer my wife’s question, but with breakfast on the line and somewhere between seven and thirty-seven minutes remaining to acquire said breakfast, I didn’t think I had time to fuck around and find out more information. So I slipped on my flip-flops, grabbed my Bad Motherfucker wallet, and jumped in the car.
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