Your dogs are blaming, Deli, my Chihuahua mix. They heard she killed a squirrel i my back yard and claim she ran all the way to the valley to get the one you found in the pool.
If you have to head out of LA, Canada is a good place to go, but too cold. Maybe Australia.
1. They were binging The Wonderfools on Netflix, and have the popcorn receipts to prove it.
2. He thought it resembled the number of a telemarketer
3. BC. Wine and weather like California, fewer guns
4. Kids today can’t believe that we answered the phone without knowing who the caller was. If they received a prank call, they’d be in therapy for years.
In the immortal words of George Costanza, “He has no home, he’s a squirrel.”
Your dogs are blaming, Deli, my Chihuahua mix. They heard she killed a squirrel i my back yard and claim she ran all the way to the valley to get the one you found in the pool.
If you have to head out of LA, Canada is a good place to go, but too cold. Maybe Australia.
Is your refrigerator running? Do you have king Oscar in a can? Dr. Pepper in a bottle? PS if you must leave LA, move to No(r)Cal.
Northern California is always an option. Gotta be at least one city up north that won't fall for a reality tv star.
1. They were binging The Wonderfools on Netflix, and have the popcorn receipts to prove it.
2. He thought it resembled the number of a telemarketer
3. BC. Wine and weather like California, fewer guns
4. Kids today can’t believe that we answered the phone without knowing who the caller was. If they received a prank call, they’d be in therapy for years.
BC is the correct answer.
Alibi options:
1) At the time, we were fighting over the green chair in Michael's office and he's got the photo to prove it
2) The pool man did it. He's mad that Michael hasn't worked him into a SitNorm essay lately. He threatened to kill us if we squealed.
3) Seriously, would either one of us risk the kind of damage chlorine would wreak on these perfect lamb-like curls???
I think it's a combo of #1 and #2. They've got an alibi in #1, while #2 points the finger at someone else. It's perfect.
Biden did it. Obvs.
I knew it! It was the old man all along. Total Scooby Doo situation
Polymarket has "M&B did it" trading at 77 cents per share. If you've got inside info, you know what to do.
Antisocial event of the year it shall be!
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